Money out of Internet

I want cash out of the Internet. That is the only reason I am writing this blog. Loads of people are making money out of putting crap on the Internet and I want onto the gravy train. I have seen how much crap there is on youtube getting millions of hits and personally I can do better. As soon as I make some cash out of this I am going to fuck off somewhere hot, then I'm going to fuck back sharpish because I burn like an albino.