Blog Connection

I need to find out how to get myself listed on other blogs. I need as many as possible because otherwise no one will ever read this bullshit. Also I will start lacing my blog with obscure words so It has a chance of coming high in Google searches. This is because everyone puts in sex and drugs, so it will take me years to top the list. I am going to use use words like bicuspid and endorphin, because at least i am going to get a few medical hits.