Diet Advice

My diet advice is never take diet advice off a fat person or an athlete. Athletes run exercise every day and are paid to be in shape. Fat people don't know what the fuck they are talking about otherwise they would not be so fat.

P.S. I am currently overweight. I say currently because I have not always been and given how bad a cook I am I will likely get salmonella some time soon.

Links

My brother also writes a blog, I've got to admit I haven't read it. He talks about it and it involves politics so I tune out. Damn I meant to link to it but I can't remember what it is called. He is going to be pissed when he reads this.

Blog Connection

I need to find out how to get myself listed on other blogs. I need as many as possible because otherwise no one will ever read this bullshit. Also I will start lacing my blog with obscure words so It has a chance of coming high in Google searches. This is because everyone puts in sex and drugs, so it will take me years to top the list. I am going to use use words like bicuspid and endorphin, because at least i am going to get a few medical hits.

Money out of Internet

I want cash out of the Internet. That is the only reason I am writing this blog. Loads of people are making money out of putting crap on the Internet and I want onto the gravy train. I have seen how much crap there is on youtube getting millions of hits and personally I can do better. As soon as I make some cash out of this I am going to fuck off somewhere hot, then I'm going to fuck back sharpish because I burn like an albino.